FUCK YEAH VAN TOOREN

buoyancyofloyalty:

HAHAHA

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rebeccabanana:

whatthefact:

Some time later, a rich nobleman was hunting in the woods when he ran across the abandoned body of Sleeping Beauty. Far from planting a kiss, the nobleman instead raped her sleeping body, from which resulted a pregnancy. Nine months later, Sleeping Beauty gave birth to two children (and named them Sun and Moon) and the forest fairies took care of them while Sleeping Beauty continued her slumber. Whilst placing the babes to Sleeping Beauty’s breasts, one of the children accidentally mistook her thumb for a nipple and sucked out the poison splinter. Talia awoke from her deep sleep. - http://www.altereddimensions.net/strange/SleepingBeauty.aspx

I just had to fuck up your childhood, too. Sorry. Read what happens next, though.

Woah. Most of disney stories come from stories with bad endings.

asdfghjkllove1996:

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Asdfghjkllove.info is now asdfghjkllove1996.tumblr.com

 

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markspot:

Sue: If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

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catintheattic:

nathanninwonderland:

walkingintowalls:

misguidedphantom:

werard-gay:

inpaperplanes:

omg, i think im going to be sick.

dsflsdhglh

deer god  D:

walkingintowalls: that shits fucked.

 oh dear god….

CUUTEE!!!

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aixxvee:

AWW :”>

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